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Arizona Police Arrest Man for Shooting at the Moon

Arizona Police Arrest Man for Shooting at the Moon:  A marijuana smoker has been arrested in Arizona after shooting at the moon with a handgun and then wrestling with officers who were called by his girlfriend to subdue him.  While quite a few rounds were fired, the moon was not seriously injured.  Police say the man was apparently angry at everything under the sun and the moon was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Kim Jong Un Warns Meteorologists About Inaccurate Forecasts:  An angry Kim Jong Un has reportedly traveled to the state-run Hydro-Meteorological Service to warn meteorologists about the "many incorrect forecasts" caused by old observation systems.  Hum, I see a few executions in the forecast!

Ecstasy Developer Dies at 88:  Alexander “Sasha” Shulgin, a chemist and psychopharmacologist who introduced the world to the drug MDMA — later called Ecstasy — died at his home in Lafayette, Calif. at age 88.  Friends and family describe the scene around his death bed as absolutely fabulous beyond belief!

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Tennessee Man Kills and Eats Woman:  Police in Tennessee have arrested 37-year-old Gregory Scott Hale after he confessed to having murdered, dismembered and consumed part of a woman he had met a day earlier.  Personally, I find this story a little hard to swallow.  The odd thing is, it appears that their date was going quite well until she lost her head.

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Drunk Driver Tells Police He’s Filled With the Holy Spirit:  A 28-year-old Tacoma, Washington man told police that he was “filled with the Holy Spirit” after he was stopped and arrested for DUI.  Wow, we finally have 100 proof there is a God.  Its really inspirational when someone finds their last calling.

Benefits of Alcohol for Women:  A decades-long study of 84,000 women has found that ladies who drink alcohol on a light to moderate basis have a reduced risk of stroke.  A related study found that women who are heavy drinkers have a reduced risk of celibacy.

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Daytona Beach Man Busted Trading Salad for Oral Sex:  A 29-year-old Daytona Beach man has been arrested by police in a prostitution sting after he tried to trade a salad for oral sex with a prostitute that was actually an undercover cop.  First of all, if buying someone a meal in exchange for sex is prostitution, then isn’t just about every guy in America guilty?  Tell me, is that Caesar dressing, or are you just happy to see me?

Female Reporter Barred From Utah Court For Bare Shoulders:  A female newspaper reporter in Ogden, Utah showed up to cover a trial and was told she couldn't enter the courtroom because of her bare shoulders.  So much for the right to bare arms in Utah!  I mean, it isn’t as if they let her in the courtroom and suddenly its Armageddon or she’d start another arms race.

Ohio Man Arrested for Sex With Pool Raft:  An Ohio man has been arrested for having sex with an inflatable pool raft - for the second time in the last two years.  Its rumored his inflatable girlfriend became jealous and turned him in. 

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